nyanbinyuri:

dude-bro-tm:

therottengirl:

being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking forbid they wear pants rolled over their ankles. you’re foaming at the mouth and crounched on the floor like a fucking animal. you catch the sight of (1) toned muscle? flatlined. dead.

This also works for craving romantic attention. Like, they smiled? I’m in tears. Our gazes meet? My heart is fluttering. If I receive a single complement from them, I an proposing.

posts that make you understand repressed victorian gentlemen upon witnessing a fair maiden’s scandalously exposed ankle 

lavender-lily:

bromancemaniac:

😂😂😂 @markruffalo (x)

It PAINS me to say this, because I ADORE Chris Evans, but…as someone who is the same age as him, those pictures activate my fight-or-flight response.

verssupremacy:

just-call-me-vendetta:

gregwuzhere:

rayvone:

If you can’t be this carefree in life what’s the point

Dora out here exploring lmao

Fuck it up, Dora!!

Is this the trailer for the movie?

dailytweets:

cipheramnesia:

queenoftheblackpuddlexoxo:

cipheramnesia:

cipheramnesia:

All I’m asking is just once let someone in the movies keep a bad haircut.

[angrily hacks off hair with knife]

[perfectly styled pixie cut next scene]

I’m all for this, but I’m also in love with the comedic mental image of a person hacking off their hair in an intense scene, followed by a cutaway gag of them sitting awkwardly in a barber shop with a horrible hack job, waiting their turn.

I accept this version only.